Monday, April 17, 2006

Blood In My Eyes

(It had been seven years since i last attempted writing a poem in English. This time, i didn't attempt, i just did it. I've all the sympathy in the world with you while go through the lines.)

You thought i had no tears,

But, you know,

my tears are more precious

to me, than my life.

I’d prefer to be dead than

Caught with them.


So, next time, if you get

Those rare appearances

Take those droplets as blood-

Blood of my heart,

Blood of my life,

As blood in my eyes.


(I didn't have further courage...so restricted my maiden one to this length only.)

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Reserved!

I still remeber those days when Mr X used to burn midnight oil incessantly
for two years to become an IITian. There was Mr Y who took everything lightly even though he was an underperformer. The final result facilitated Mr Y an entry into IITs with scores less than one-third of Mr X as Mr X unfortuantely belonged to the politically irrelevant 'general' category. The most interesting part is that despite the sufferings of so many X's, the governement has proposed to ensure a bigger number of Ys. That's the reservation policy of Government of India, for you, in short.

The Motive

The original constitution prescribed a period of ten years for the reservation of seats which was extended by 8th Amendment Act, 1959 for a period of ten years. Till date, it has been extended five times- the latest amendment being the 79th Amendment Act, 1999. Add to it the fact that the percentage of seats reserved has been consistently increased over this period of fifty-six years, and then try to understand the logic behind the belief that reservation has a strong contribution in the upliftment of backward classes! Well, there's one area where reservation had significant contributions- in creating vote banks. No government ever left any opportunity to play the reservation game for ensuring its vote banks. There's something so attractive about this reservation that even if a government had no significant achievements during its rule, its electoral fortunes are revived by securing reservation for the politically significant classes. This government gives no heed to 300 farmer suicides in Vidarbha which occurred in a span of just seven months. This regime is ignorant about the plight of the thousands relocated in Narmada valley until Medha Patkar's fast threatens her death. It announces, amidst all this, reservation of 27% for OBCs in all central universities just before the commencement of assembly elections in five states. And you believe that shows the government's concern for the suffering 'Aam Aadmi'! The motive behind the reservation game has been nothing more than attracting the consolidated vote bank of backward classes.

Why the backward classes have been so significant in Indian Politics?

In a popular youth blog, i read about the insignificance of caste among the educated youth of today. But, people always miss out the insignificance of this youth in Indian politics. They watch RDB, they talk RDB and on the election day, you will find them picnicking! The same stands true for the 'general category', to a large extent. They're the most vocal group of Indian politics but least significant. You closely monitor the electoral equations in the states individually and you'll find the ground reality. In Bihar and UP, its still Yadav+Muslim. In AP and Tamilnadu, its again OBCs and Muslims.(I'm not covering any more state as that would make a long list.) In fact, the Congress government in AP has even implemented a 5 pc reservation for Muslims to pocket its minority vote bank for long. In almost all the states of Indian union, the reservation percentage for SC, ST and OBCs has touched the upper ceiling of 50% set by the Supreme Court.

These backward classes remain significant in realpolitik because of the consolidated nature of their votes. It has been observed that these castes always take sides with a single political party and the deviations have been small. As opposed to this, the castes which belong to the general category, have a larger educated class which becomes individualistic in its voting pattern. Moreover, when we look at the combined picture of the voting pattern of all these castes put together, they have never been amalgamated. There is a large section among this general category which is economically backward. But, there had been little talk of reservations for them all these years. The number of affluent families has been burgeoning among the backward classes but there have been no effort on the side of government to check them availing reservations. That defines the power they command in Indian politics.

Reservation for central universities

Dr Bhimrao Ambedkar had stated the purpose of the provision of reservation as the upliftment of the impoverished masses. If we consider what purpose the reservation in central universities is going to serve, we'll find that it just helps the lower middle class or middle class of the backward castes to move to the next higher class. The impoverished masses belonging to these backward castes have nothing to do with this. Upliftment doesnt mean moving from middle-income to high-income class. It very clearly implies the betterment of the people below the poverty line. That is one area where India has to do a lot to become a developed nation. But, then we had a long history of 'power-politics' and even today, 'development-politics' takes backseat when realpolitik comes into consideration.

I wont talk of the miserable fate of the general category students as a result of 49.5 reservation. I wont even talk of the dilution of the IIT and IIM brands as a result of severe blow to meritocracy. Just because much has been said about it and it doesnt matter at all for our veteran Arjuns.

The state of the reserved category students

They are facilitated an easy entry to the esteemed institutes. But, has anyone ever tried to look into their lives? I recently read the statements of some SC, ST students at IIT powai in which they described about all that they have to go through after they get into the college life. I remember an incident that happened during my first year. There was a guy who had to be sent back home for psychiatric treatment. It was revealed later that he was suffering from an inferiority complex and he used to think that everybody around keeps talking of him and making fun of him as he was SC candidate. That led him to attempt for suicide even.

This is a general phenomenon that the reserves category students live an isolated life, confined mainly to the group of other reserved category people. Most of them find it difficult to overcome the inferiority complex and it curbs their growth as an individual. They would have been much stronger as an individual had they been in some REC with the confidence of having got through on the basis of merit.

There is a good number of cases among the reserved quota people who belong to well-to-do families and they lead a truly luxurious life during their college days, aided by the minimal fee structure for them. This again proves that the advantage of the reservation policy is not reaching to the people it was meant for. In fact, it's being availed by those who least deserve to avail it.

What remains as a big question mark in the backdrop of all the discussions over the issue is how to stop the government from implementing it. Well, it again comes to being significant in the political scenario. We must realize now that to avoid unfavourable government exercises of this scale, youth has to play an active role in the democracy. They need to assume their role of significance. This realization is also a must that the protests in virtual world are not going to make any difference apart from venting our frustration. We need to make our voices heard before people with merit are obstructed at every avenue and greeted with- 'Reserved!'.

Friday, April 07, 2006

KGP की राजनीति के नाम

(If there's any difficulty reading Devnagri, you can find the Roman version also below.)



कल शाम PAN LOOP में घूमते

एक  कुत्ता  मिल  गया-
देखते  ही दुम हिलाने लगा 
मैंने  कहा  कि
मैं HP नहीं, क्यूँ  हिलाते  हो ?
कहने  लगा  कि
यहाँ  के  चुनाव  देख
उत्साहित  हो  गया  हूँ -
कल  ही  आजाद  से  निकलते  दो  लोगों
को  ये  कहते  सुना  हूँ -
"यहाँ  तो  कुत्ता  भी  खड़ा  हो  जाए
और  pact बना  दो support में
तो  बेशक  जीत  जाए"

हम  मामला  समझ  गए
और  उसके  हौसलों  के  आगे  झुक  गए
उसे  आगे  का  रास्ता  बताया
हॉलपतियों  का  पता  सुझाया
और  ये  भी  कहा 
कि  भाई  इस  साल  का  तो  इलेक्शन  ख़त्म हुआ
अब  क्या  फायदा  मिलने  से ?
वह  बोला -
'हम  इतने  भी बेवक़ूफ़  नहीं
जितना  आप  समझते  हैं
हमे  पता  है  कि  यहाँ
लम्बी  लाइन  लगती  है
कमसेकम  साल  भर  पूर्व  से
तैयारियां  चलती  हैं
हर  जगह  अपना
चेहरा  दिखाना  पड़ता  है
और  कई  कामों  का
क्रेडिट  भी  उठाना  पड़ता  है "

हमने  कहा -
बड़े  समझदार  मालूम  पड़ते  हो
तुम्हारी  दूरदृष्टि  देख
हमे  सबसे  काबिल
उम्मीदवार  जान  पड़ते  हो
हमारी  शुभकामनाएं
हैं  आपके  साथ ;
लगता  है  सत्ता  आने  वाली  है
अबकी  किसी  'down-to-earth' के  हाथ |

उसे  कुछ  सूझा
वो  यकायक  पलट  के  पूछा -
"पर  एक  समस्या  है
कि  मुझे  जानते  हैं  बहुत  कम  लोग  -
नेहरु , आजाद  और  पटेल
नियमित  जाता  हूँ  लेने  स्पेशल
तो  जान  पाए  हैं  बस  कुछ  ही  लोग "
हमने  कहा -
"अरे  भाई ! तो  इसमें
कौन  सी  बड़ी  बात  है ?
यहाँ  तो  वह  भी  जीतता  है
जिससे  बगल  वाला  तक  अग्यात  है
तुम  तो  फिर  भी  पॉपुलर हो
और  लुक  में  भी  muscular हो
कई  sports  में  extra हो  जाओगे
और  soc-cult में  तो  हर  जगह
खुद  को  पाओगे "

खुश  हो  गया, कहने  लगा -
"आपकी  बातों  से  हम
बड़े  प्रसन्न  हैं
कहिये  क्या  बनाना  चाहेंगे ?
हिंदी  ठीक  है  आपकी
अलंकार का  governor बना  देंगे "
हमने  कहा  कि
जी , शुक्रिया ! बन  चुके  हैं
और  आपसे  बात  करते  करते
साढ़े  आठ  बज  चुके  हैं
मेस  का  खाना  खाना  है
अतः  हमे  जाना  है"

उस घटना  को  हुए
कुल  पांच  दिन  हुए
आज  हम  फिर  झंडाने  निकले
झांकते बगलें
कि  फिर  कोई  सनकी  कुत्ता  न  मिल  जाए
और  इससे  पहले  कि  हम
फ्रुस्त  कॉर्नर  पहुँच  पाएं
पावों  में  कुछ
घर्षण  सी  जान  पड़ी
देखा  तो  वही  कुत्ते  महाशय !
हमने  पूछा - इसका  आशय?
बोले  कि  काम  बन  गया ,
समझ  लो  कि  मैं  बन  गया |
हम  हैरान, परेशान !
उन्होने  हमारी हैरत  मिटाई
और  उत्तर  में  पूरी  कहानी  सुनाई


"हुआ यूँ  कि  हमारी स्वामिभक्ति  तो 
बेमिसाल  है
और संयोग से
ये candi कि पहली दरकार  है
दिमाग कुछ कम  है,
कुछ चलाते नहीं
तो खुश सारे सरकार हैं
मतलबी तो पहले से  हैं
अब हॉल से  मतलब साध लेंगे
first years प्यार से नहीं माने
तो भौंक-भौंक vote गिरवा लेंगे
Impressive resume से
Schlums न सही ITC में सुट्टा मार लेंगे
वैसे भी इस  जगह  की
कौन सोचता, कौन करता है?
दो फेस्ट  करवा  दो  बस
बाकी सब  तो  'चलता  है'

हमने गहरी  सांसें  ली ,
KGP की राजनीति, प्रजातंत्र  को
मन-ही-मन प्रणाम किया,
और अपनी कलम  को  इसी  मोड़  पर
विराम  दिया|



In roman script:

Kal shaam pan loop me ghumate
ek kutta mil gaya-
dekhte hi dum hilaane laga-
maine kaha ki
main HP nahi, kyun hilaate ho?
kahne laga ki
yahan ke chunaav dekh
utsaahit ho gaya hoon-
kal hi azad se niklate do logo.n
ko ye kahte suna hoon-
"yahan to kutta bhi khada ho jaaye
aur pact bana do support me
to beshaq jeet jaaye."

Hum maamla samajh gaye
aur uske hausalo.n ke aage jhuk gaye-
use aage ka rasta bataya
hallpatiyo.n ka pata sujhaya
aur ye bhi kaha-
ki bhai is saal ka to election kahtm hua
ab kya fayda milne se?
vah bola-
'hum itne bhi bewakoof nahi
jitna aap samajhte hain,
hume pata hai ki yahan
lambi line lagti hai
kamsekam saal bhar poorva se
taiyariyaan chalti hain
har jagah apna
chehra dikhaana padta hai
aur kayi kaamo.n ka
credit bhi uthaana padta hai"

Humne kaha-
bade samajhdaar maloom padte ho
tumhaari doordrishti dekh
hume sabse kaabil
ummeedwaar jaan padte ho.
humaari shubhkaamnayein
hain aapke saath;
lagta hai satta aane waali hai
abki kisi 'down-to-earth' ke haath|

Use kuchh soojha
vo yakayak palat ke poochha-
"Par ek samasya hai
ki mujhe jaante hain bahut kam log -
Nehru, azad aur patel
niyamit jaata hoon lene special
to jaan paaye hain bas kuchh hi log."
Humne kaha-
"Are bhai! to isme
kaun si badi baat hai?
yahan to vah bhi jeetata hai
jisase bagal waala tak agyat hai.
tum to fir bhi popular ho
aur look me bhi muscular ho.
kayi sports me extra ho jaaoge
aur soc-cult me to har jagah
khud ko paaoge."

Khush ho gaya, kahne laga-
"aapki baato.n se hum
bade prasann hain
kahiye kya banana chahenge?
hindi thik hai aapki
Alankar ka governor bana denge."
Humne kaha ki
ji, shukriya! ban chuke hain
aur aapse baat karte karte
saadhe aath baj chuke hain
mess ka khaana khana hai
atah hume jaana hai."

Us ghatna ko huye
kul paanch din huye
aaj hum fir jhundaane nikle-
jhaankate baglein,
ki fir koi sanki kutta na mil jaaye
aur isase pahle ki hum
frust corner pahunch paayein
paawo.n me kuchh
gharshan si jaan padi-
dekha to wahi kutte mahashay!
humne poochha- iska ashay?
Bole ki kaam ban gaya,
samajh lo ki main ban gaya|
Hum hairaan, pareshaan!
Unhone humaari hairat mitayi
aur uttar me poori kahani sunaayi-
"Hua yun ki humaari swamibhakti to
bemisaal hai
aur sanyog se
ye candi ki pahli darkaar hai
Dimaag kuchh kam hai,
kuchh chalaate nahi-
to khush saare sarkar hain
Matlabi to pahle se hain
ab hall se matlab saadh lenge
first years pyaar se nahi maane
to bhaunk-bhaunk vote girwa lenge
Impressive resume se
Schlums na sahi ITC me sutta maar lenge.
Waise bhi is jagah ki
kaun sochta, kaun karta hai?
Do fest karwa do bas
baaki sab to 'chalta hai'|"

Humne gahri saansein li,
KGP ki rajniti, prajatantra ko
man-hi-man pranaam kiya,
aur apni kalam ko isi mod par
viraam diya|

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

तीर खींचता है

Gali ka kutta
raat me bhaunk-bhaunk
chaukasi karta
fir bhi
patthar khaata hai....
dande khaata hai..
par dum hilaata hai...
dard asahya ho jaaye
to gali ke kone baith
rota hai, aansu bahata hai|

Gareeb ki beti
ghar ke chulhe se lekar
khet ke fawade tak
do joon ki roti me haath bataati hai|
deen juwani ke
samajik 'farz' nibhaati,
aabru ke fate cheetharo.n
ko samete,
byahta ho jaati hai...
ab deh ke das tukdo.n ki
bhookh se wo jalti hai..
par, mare bhi to kaise abhaagin?
raat bhar jagi aankho.n
se aansu nigalti hai...




Ghar ki gaay
maa ke sammaan ke saath,
ghar aati hai;
jitna prem leti
utna hi doodh deti hai|
chup-chaap sab kuchh
sah leti hai,
par apne bachhde ko
bhar pet doodh na de sakti hai...
rambha-rambha shayad
vidhata ko dard ke geet sunaati hai....

Kavi ka hriday,
akshay-prem liye
preet ke geet lutaata hai;
par pathharo.n ki basti me
jab angin baar chotil hota hai...
vidhaata se poochhta hai-
aisi nirmam duniya kyun banayi?
ye duniya banani hi thi to,
mujhe kyun banaya?
inhi prashno.n ke maun me..
apni peed likhta hai...
vyatha-sarit ke teer khinchata hai...
teer khinchata hai|

Saturday, April 01, 2006

Democracy Evolves @ KGP

In the recently concluded student body(Gymkhana) elections at IIT Kharagpur, all the top posts, except VP, went uncontested and the lonely fight was won by a margin of around one-third of total votes polled. You must be thinking that this institute is blessed in having such exceptional people as their representatives! You might even be thinking that in a place full of talents, how much exceptional these people must be in order to invite no challenge. Well, they're not. Not exceptional. What's exceptional is- KGP's democracy(?). And, it has evolved further in its singualrity this year.

A key feature of this democratic setup is absence of the right to freedom of expression. You can't speak against the system- its sacred! The gods may bedamn you! In fact, more than the gods, the common people are the source of fear. Fear- mind it! You may murmur but you can't say in public, you can't say it aloud. Who knows you might be subjected to all sort of punishments! You may become outcast of 'A' for aloof block! You might loose your candidature for the innumerous coveted posts! But, don't forget these are the people who are going to carry out the 'Paritrana' of this country. Keep it in your mind that these are the 'Rang De Basanti'-brand leaders of tommorrow. And, their leaders- they're divine creatures! Don't ever dare not to follow their directives. Neither questioning the righteousness of it!

There're many things that IIT's have given to the world and our country. IT revolution is one classic example. There may be controversies on these things being a contribution by IITs alone. But, everyone will agree to its contribution in terms of the great number of enterpreneurs and engineers it has produced over the years. It has made contributions at many other levels too, which are not visible. Rather, they were not made visible. It has been rippling subcultures for a long time. There have been many literary contributions, too. Apart from Chetan Bhagat and Sandipan Deb, there have been a good number of terms which were originally a part of IIT lingo and are now used almost everywhere. My endeavour here, is to bring to light a significant contribution that it has made to politics and governance which has not been noticed till date.

The students here are divided into a number of 'Halls of Residence' which are not only residential units but also administrative and cultural. They're divided, not just distributed. Each hall has its council, at the top of which is the Hall President(HP). The student body, which is known as Technology Students' Gymkhana, consists of the nominees of these HPs. The nominees which are later formally elected by a formal voting procedure, to ratify the control and authority of these handful of people. The arrangement under which all this happens is called- 'Pact'. This word-'pact' is undoubtedly the most impactful term of the KGP lingo. This arrangement is highly efficient and it has very few leaks. The nominees are decided on individual preference and pleasure and are agreed upon by others well in advance, almost two-three months and even more. The system through which these nominees become eligible is compact- it doesn't leave a common man a chance of ever standing in the elections. There're proper channels in which he must have spent a significant time and he must have done enough to please the people who matter.

This time the results were much more obvious than previous years. Six of the seven, which were parties to the affair, joined hands. They had victory written all over their walls the day they joined hands. But, yet they waited for the formal ratification. That evening and i were witness to the celebration party that followed. The spirits involved yelled- 'Conquered!'. There were numerous murmurs- 'Injustice Done!'. I took that as 'Democracy Evolved!'.