Saturday, April 30, 2011

JAI MAYA DI



Apart from all the good governance that she delivers to the people of Uttar Pradesh, she also takes up role of policy making for the country thereby strengthening her claim to be the avatar of Bhimrao Ambedkar (en route Kanshiram).



Mayawati: why no Dalit on Lokpal panel?

Yes Maya ji, the Lokpal Bill Drafting panel must be reconstituted. First there must be a panel for finalising the reservations in the panel named Lokpal Bill Drafting Panel Selection Panel. 

Recommended members:

1. Her highness Mayawati Ji (Chairman)
2. His highness Digvijay Singh (Co-Chairman)
3. Lalu Prasad Yadav
4. M Karunanidhi
5. A(ny) Raja

And the recommendations for the reservations will be of this sort:

OBCs : 27%
SC: 15%
ST: 8%
Jats: 3%
Muslims: 10%
Christians: 3%
Poor among Forward Castes:6% 
Leaving 18% for general category of which 50% must be reserved for 'Civil' Politicians (recommended by Diggy). 

To fulfill this, there must be at least 100 members in the panel else we need to count legs and hands as people. The tenure must be a minimum of 5 Years which can be extended upto 50 years as needed. 


On another note, a hoarding(with a few misprints) in a UP town wishing Maya on her birthday comes to my mind:
UTTAR PRADESH KI KARMATH MUKHYAMANTRI (ko)
MA_A BEHEN KI SHUBHKAAMNAYEIN!!




6 comments:

  1. ha ha ha... asha hai aapka ye post "Manuwadiyon" ki aankhen kholne me safal hoga :P

    superlike for the b'day wishes :)

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  2. In rajnetao.n ko Gandhaari fan club ka member samjho.... inki aankhein nahi khulne waali...

    Ha ha... i wish someday i will be able to convey the bday wishes to her for exemplary public work.

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  3. waise we should give credit to Behen Kumari Mayawati... BJP itne saal me bhi Ram mandir nahi banwa payi, aur inhone aate hi jagah jagah(Kanshi)Ram mandir banwa diya :D

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  4. Ha ha ha.... well said! Agar ek-do baar aur aa gayi power me to ho sakta hai UP me maala pehnaane ke liye bas do hi murtiyaa.n ho.n- ek kanshiram aur doosri mayawati.

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  5. ye post agar maaya (ji) padh le to unki to wati(batti) gul ho jaaye..

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  6. Ab unke padhne likhane ki umra nahi rahi...

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