Mid-Sems Aa Gaye Hain

Humari kharagpur nagariya ke darshan ki aapki ichha ho to aap yahan parikshao.n ke dauraan aayein- aapke antar se ye aawaaj jarur nikalegi ki dhanya hai wo dharti jahan aise sansthan hain. Mujhe lagta hai ki isi baat ko maddenajar rakhte hue yahan ke prasashan ne kuchh aisi vyavastha banayi hai ki yahan supplementary exams counselling ke samay hi hote hain.
Baat first year ki hai, supplementary parikshayein chal rahi thi.n- counselling ke liye aaye abhibhavakgan bhi MS hall me hi thahre hue the. Raat ko bhojan karne ke baad abhibhavako.n ki toli jab lauti to kamre ke bahar ke passage me ek-do chhatra notes liye tahal rahe the- kal subah unka chemistry ka paper tha Ab yahan to taiyaari aakhiri raat me hi hoti hai Ek abhibhavak joki usi block me ruke the, jab subah uthe to unhone dekha ki jo ladka unhe raat me mila tha vo abhi bhi padh raha tha--usake tahalne ki gati badh gayi thi bas Unse raha nahi gaya, poochh hi baithe-" Ye batao bete! kya yahan saal bhar log aise hin padhte hain?"
Juwab mila " Nahi uncle! abhi to chhutti ka samay hai, semester me to isase bhi jyaada padhai karte hain log."
Unhone kaha-" Beta! Kharagpur ke baare me suna to bahut tha aaj dekh bhi liya Ab to main apane bete ko yahin bhejunga."
Aur agar wo kgp is mausam me aayein to aaj bhi utane hi khush honge kyunki saal ke is waqt yahan passage me tahalne waalo.n ki sankhya achanak badh jaati hai Chaaro.n or aisi shanti chhayi milegi maano rishigan sadhna bhang hone ke dar se kolahal ke srot band kiye baithe hain..... yahi vo samay hai jab aapko vishwa sangeet ki poori diversity ka swaad nahi milta Kamro.n ki battiyaan aapko poori raat jalti dikhengi....bas kamro.n ke andar jhaankane ki gustaakhi na kijiyega Teen-paanch ke tole agar mil jaayein kahin to bas unki baat pe gaur farmaaiyega- baat exam se shuru hokar campus aur fir Iraq ke mudde par kab pahunch jaayegi isaki koi guarantee nahi Aamtaur par guftagu campus ki kahaniyo.n par hi hoti hai aur usame bhi kisi kahani me ladkiyo.n ka jikra ho to kya baat hai....
Isake baad.....Canteen Raat ke dhai baje hain-' Aseem da! Ek ta Moghlai.' " Aaschhe dada."
" Are yaar ye saala NK kya kya padha diya hai....saale ko padhana to aata nahi aur course duniya bhar ka cover kar deta hai....Abe grade kaisa deta hai. Pass to kar deta hai na."
"Grade to ganda deta hai par fail kisi ko nahi karta."
"Chal peace hai fir.(he'll change the topic now)"
"Bandiyon.n ko bahut sahi grade deta hai be. Last year teen thi.n teeno.n ko Ex."
"Haan yaar! yahan to Prof saare bhi frust hi hain................... Abe jaanta hai aaj maine padha ki bandiyo.n ko patana ho to unhe ignore karna chahiye"
"Are yaar tujhe pata hai ki tu agar bandiyo.n ki company me jaaye to wo tujhe notice bhi nahi karti.n...."
Maine kaan gaane par laga diya-
" Saj gayi.n aaj saari dishaayein, khul gayi.n aaj jannat ki raahei.n....."
Maine dekha canteen me ab khade hone ki jagah bhi nahi thi.
"Lo bhar gaya Canteen bhi, mid-sem hai fir rang laya....."- mere man ne khud-bakhud panktiyan bitha di.n us dhun par.
......
......
.......
group ke teeno.n ab poore flow me the-
"Abe ye bata ki raja-maharajao.n ke time me unhe jo kuchh bhi man karta tha kar dete the- unhe koi rok nahi sakta tha?"
"Haan be maine bhi suna ki abhi jo Nepal ka rajkumar hai usane kayi.n logo.n ko apni car ke neeche daba diya aur usako kuchh nahi hua"
"Abe bahut bada **** hai vo. ....."
"Par jab se wahan democracy aayi hai aisa situation nahi hai...."
"Haan wahan ka president kaafi kuchh apne president jaisa hai......."
"President pe bahut kuchh depend karta hai yaar!"
"Ab dekho jaise KR Narayanan kaafi active tha...."
"Abe ek gult bhi to bana tha president?"
"haan wo Deve Gauda...Hardan Halli Dodda Gauda...koi achha naam mila tha isako bhi"
"Abe lekin wo to Prime Minister ke liye khada hua tha na?"
"Haan sahi bol raha hai....Paratha idhar...haan mera hai......vo to Prime Minister tha....."
"Abe but prime minister khada nahi hota hai. aisa koi election nahi hota hai ki jeet jaaye aur PM ban jaaye...."
"Haan vo to party khada karti hai......."
Ab aapko pata chal gaya hoga ki yahan general knowledge me bhi log dhurandhar hain.

Humne Canteen se jaldi-se-jaldi nikalna munasib samjha.... gatagat doodh piya aur nikal hi rahe the ki kaan udhar dena pada-
"........main jaake journal section me so gaya. AC itna thandha tha....."
"thodi der me to aur thandha ho jaata hai........AC hota bhi isiliye hai yaar- thandha karne ke liye....."
"Abe lekin ye kaisa AC ki thande me thandha kar de....AC ko to saman temperature maintain karna chahiye....."
Mujhme aage sunane ka dhairya na tha...main nikal pada yahi sochta hua "chalo yaar! Mid-Sem aa gaye hain."